Note: Prices may vary depending on location and notoriety of the mark, specification of method of execution, target of pin up, difficulty of the job, and how much lip you give me.
What? Its pretty reasonable pricing if you ask me. You are paying for a professional chef. Actually what the heck do you even need a chef for anyway? You seemed perfectly happy with the stuff around the arena.
[ A beat. ]
If you're doing this to get in someone's pants, I also offer sommelier services for free, but you pay for the bottle.
[When he's higher in rank and makes way more money than he does.]
But nah, this is for clan shit. In his usual over-the-top machismo way, Boss-man wants to show up the foxes by having a barbeque that will be remembered for the ages. Remembered how much you bragged about your cooking before and thought you'd be a better decision than going with my own amazing home-cooked meals.
[No one wants that.]
I'm already getting supplies together, and I can even spare you buying ingredients, but the skill will be all you.
[ Clan shit? Clan shit? What clan shit? He ran head first into land shark den and murdered a good number of them to stop those fucking haniwa. What other clan shit is there to do??? ]
...
Fuck. This has something to do with that beach nonsense Toraguma was going on about doesn't it??
Toraguma wants the clan to look good. And since Enma's on lifeguard duty and Tamamo's got the booze it looks like we're doing the food.
That and as usual he just generally wants us to kick everyone else's ass in everything.
You better not be kidding when you say you know BBQ.
[Because the more gojyos going around organizing this the more debt he's realizing he's getting himself into. So he wants to at least make it worth all this money.]
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Neutralization + Pinning: $2.5M
Neutralization + Clean Up: $5M
Full Package (Neutralization, Clean up, Pinning): $10M
Note: Prices may vary depending on location and notoriety of the mark, specification of method of execution, target of pin up, difficulty of the job, and how much lip you give me.
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[He can do shit like that well enough himself, thank you?????]
I need a cook! A cook!
1/2
2/2
Quinceanera: $1.5k
Weddings: $3k (Includes Cake, Meals, Bartending)
BBQ: $800
Bar Mitzvah: $800
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You really ain't even gonna give a discount to a fellow team member are you?
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[ A beat. ]
If you're doing this to get in someone's pants, I also offer sommelier services for free, but you pay for the bottle.
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[A much longer beat.]
Might consider it later.
[When he's higher in rank and makes way more money than he does.]
But nah, this is for clan shit.
In his usual over-the-top machismo way, Boss-man wants to show up the foxes by having a barbeque that will be remembered for the ages.
Remembered how much you bragged about your cooking before and thought you'd be a better decision than going with my own amazing home-cooked meals.
[No one wants that.]
I'm already getting supplies together, and I can even spare you buying ingredients, but the skill will be all you.
no subject
...
Fuck. This has something to do with that beach nonsense Toraguma was going on about doesn't it??
no subject
That and as usual he just generally wants us to kick everyone else's ass in everything.
You better not be kidding when you say you know BBQ.
[Because the more gojyos going around organizing this the more debt he's realizing he's getting himself into. So he wants to at least make it worth all this money.]
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Okay, fine fine. Since this is because the boss said so I'll wave my fees.
[ But you are his bitch forever for this Gojyo. Bitch. For. Ever. ]
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Wait.
For serious?
You're seriously willing to do it for free?
Man! You are amazing! I owe you Bishop!
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Got it!
[He has never felt so excited about some barbeque in his life.]